The Flirty Text Message Helper: Witty Texts For Clever People

The Flirty Text Message Helper: Witty Texts For Clever People
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Book Synopsis The Flirty Text Message Helper: Witty Texts For Clever People by : Michael Alvear

Download or read book The Flirty Text Message Helper: Witty Texts For Clever People written by Michael Alvear and published by Woodpecker Media. This book was released on 2015-01-08 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can't Think Of Anything Flirty To Text That Cutie You Just Met? Try one of the witty texts hand-picked by our team of writers and researchers. Classified by 19 dating circumstances, there are no cliches, lame poems or cheesy pickup lines. These are real texts we've tested on guys and girls. For example: You: STOP. Likely reply: Stop what? You: Stop thinking about me. See, you’re doing it…right now. Use our texts for other situations, too. Let's say you want to make the other person jealous. Try this: You: You would NOT believe what happened to me last night! Likely reply: What? You: Oh, crap! Wrong person! What if you just want to make somebody smile with a clever text? Try this: "I renamed my iPod ‘The Titanic’ so when I plug it in it to my computer it says, “The Titanic is Syncing.” Or if you want to pay them a teasing compliment? Try this: You: “This cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat cutie cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! Likely reply: ??? You: NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT! With The Flirty Text Message Helper you'll never write another boring text again! And because our texts are categorized by 19 common dating situations you'll find the perfect texts for your particular situation: 1. You Don’t Know How Interested They Are So You Want To Start Slow 2. You Know They’re Interested So You Want To Be Flirty 3. You want to make them laugh. 4. Cute Ways Of Saying Hello After You’ve Texted a Couple of Times 5. Cute Ways of Saying Goodbye 6. Clever Questions That Make You More Interesting For Asking. 7. You Want To Play Hard To Get (Cocky Funny) 8. “Unclogger” Texts: Getting Him Or Her To Text You Back 9. Clever Questions To Ask When You Don’t Know How To Start A New Thread 10. You Want To Be Seen As Fun & Wacky 11. You Want To Be Seen As A Partier 12. Teasing: Taking The Hot Girl Or Guy Down A Peg Or Two 13. Insults: Mowing Down The Hot Girl Or Guy 14. You Want To Step It Up To A Phone Call 15. Dirty Flirty: You’ve had sex 16. Filthy Dirty: Texts That Would Scare Your Mom 17. You’re falling in love 18. You screwed up 19. Fun Phrases The Flirty Text Message Helper Helps You Impress The People Who Impressed You! Download It Today. Use It Tonight!


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